god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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