i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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