He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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