im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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