Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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