Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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