Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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