What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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