Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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