Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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