The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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