It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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