hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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