Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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