that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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