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your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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