WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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