I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
