Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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