P.S. I can't hear my feet
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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