she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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