You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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