Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
