that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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