that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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