just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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