I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
