I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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