why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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