honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i need some magic done to my vagina
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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