just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm having to shit out rocks
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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