I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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