He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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