i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
well, you know. whores of a feather.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
