Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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