I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
pop tarts are not kleenex
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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