is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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