are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
