This girl is more easily done than said...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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