if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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