If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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