i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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