And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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