He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she peed on how many people?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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