butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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