you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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