You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
