Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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