Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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