Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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