We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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