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i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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